Showing posts with label We Win. Show all posts
Showing posts with label We Win. Show all posts

Saturday, January 2, 2010

We Haven't Lost!...This Year.



Last night, my dad and I continued our awkward tradition of going to one game a season together. 

For those who don't know, my dad lives overseas in the Middle East. He's home roughly three to four times a year, and only once during a legitimate hockey season (he's usually home for part of the playoffs, but, the Sabres are not). We had between last night and the Penguins game on the 29th to go to, and he picked this one much to my now kicking myself. 

Anywho, he is a hockey fan, but was raised in Canada during the Habs being the only team worthy of anything, so his outlook on American hockey remains shaky. His only updated knowledge of the Sabres comes from what he hears from me on the phone, the Patty bobblehead, and Drew Stafford. An awkward, and at times lethal, combination, but he caught on really quick with lots of me going ' that's the one who/that/is...'

Or he just didn't care, one of the two. 

He was getting very frustrated, which we all were I'm sure. He openly commented on the power play being a joke, our shots on goal, and players constantly dumping the puck. I sat there twirling my hair on my finger and nodding. I think he expected me to be more angry, but I'm so use to it. And, I think it says a lot that a guy who sees like one or two Sabres games a year catches on to this nonsense that fast. 

The sign you see above I had prepared and promised myself I'd only bring it out if they scored three goals before we scored any. That, obviously, happened and Shelby (who wasn't there) was more excited for it than anybody. Had Jochen waited a minute or two before his first goal, it would have been all Patty. 

Quick side note about Patty, his middle daughter turned six (?) yesterday! How awesome to be a New Years baby, and get your name on the jumbotron!

Anywho, Ryan stayed in and thankfully decided to no longer let goals in. I jokingly told myself that my New Years Resolution would be to stop ragging on Ryan so much, but with the Olympics getting even closer I don't see that happening. My dad commented on how he had to make Team USA for a reason and I muttered something along the lines of ' four American goalies, three are picked, it's not hard.'

I understand that they totally outshot us, and it was eventually going to happen, but that doesn't entirely cut it for me. Someone who thinks too highly of herself commented that my status of ' holy shit, miller won a game' leads to the belief that I know nothing about hockey. 

Though I admit I am sometimes far too hard on the guy, I usually only do it to be silly and get a rise out of people (it works far too well). It's not that I don't know anything, it's just that I refuse to get on board THAT ship. 

Anywho, Timmy scored which was pleasant as always. The guy sitting next to me, who is responsible for why I cannot hear out of my left ear, kept ragging on Timmy. He was rather bi-polar about it...he'd yell when Timmy wouldn't dump the puck (which isn't a good idea as it is) but was happy when he scored, then mad again. However, he was a big Tyler Myers fan and at that point, I stopped taking him seriously. 

He also yelled a mean comment to Max in regards to why he no longer plays for us, and I took the time to remind him that Max is three goals ahead of our leading goal scorer. Not to mention I would have Thomas Vanek's full support on that one. 

Yo Yo also continued to win me over after a season of upset...and Adam Mair still scored in MY play by play. 

Woah, we passed the Caps in the standings? Scary stuff, hopefully it won't last. 

I should end this before I start to ramble, hehehe. 

I stumbled across this picture on my memory card from the team practice on the 29th. I cannot help but find it adorable: 




Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Ryan is GM, Patty is the bailout!



- Crosby didn't score
- Miller got pulled
- Patty made 27 saves to save the game and get somewhat of a shutout
- Drewwwwww got out of Lindys shit list and 3 points!
- PATTY!
- We came down from 0-3 to WIN!
- Ryan Miller is 29 years old. Therefore, in addition to brushing up on his goalie lovin', he needs to learn to not be a little bitch and throw his equipment down the hallway when Patty is going in there to save his ass!
...Patty as won his last two games, Ryan...different story. 



Thankfully, Patty is starting to get the credit he deserves. And Ryan is crumbling right before his followers eyes. 

I think we can all get a little smile from that. 


:)

Monday, December 21, 2009

Things That Are Not Marty B's Record.




Marty Brodeur shut out the Penguins. He beat the record, blah blah blah. 

Speaking of blah blah blah, Roy's overtime goal is not that great. At least we won, but things that inflate his ego are best left undid, maybe a loss to the Leafs would be worth it to avoid post game interviews where he seems to act as though his goals are calculated in cat years. 

As Shelby mentioned earlier today, it's a certain d-mans big day! 

Stevie Montador is the big 3-0. 



Fantastic!

Not to worry, Monty, you don't look a day over 25. 


...I just like that headshot. Even if it isn't snowing in it. 

For his present, 

Yup.

And also, the removal of Tyler Myers. 

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Patty-esque, Not Miller- esque


I will admit, I was very nauseous about last night. There were several moments during the game where I said outloud " I'm going to vomit." I didn't which is good. 

When I first heard Patty would be playing this weekend, I was excited, but then I thought " he's either going to get the Pens or a division rival? And he hasn't played in a week?"

Then I heard it was the Pens, and I got scared. Nothing against Patty, but it's the Penguins, and it was the second of a back to back game, when the Pens had been off since Thursday (and went shopping in the Galleria?). 

BUT

Fuck Tamara. 

Pens fans laugh that it was our back up goalie. Well, cup defenders, why did you only score one goal on our awesome, dominating back up goalie?! Not to mention, how did Jason Pominville score on your starter!?

Other than the attempted vomiting, I was a mess during the game (and I don't just mean the damage on my bank account to SEE Patty play, you're welcome). There's probably cuts and bruises all over Shelby from gosh knows what. She even covered my eyes during parts of the shootout, specific parts that is. 

I think last nights game deserves a top fives! no?


Worse!

5.) 23-ish years ago, Troy and Tina Crosby had sex. 
4.) I had to look up Sidney Crosby to get the names for number 5. 
3.) Craigory almost killed Patty. But, in our heads, it shall remain Tyler Myers.
2.) Jay McKee HAS to be on the Penguins. I mean...grrr!
1.) Abortion wasn't very popular in 1987. 

Honorable Mention: Derek Roy and Jason Pominville do shit for 65 minutes, so we put them on the shootout? C'monnnn!

BEST!

5.) Goose had the opening faceoff, Goose won faceoffs, Goose would take faceoffs and then go right to the bench. Thank godddd that man is back!
4.) Patty got second star! It's not first star, but he was a heckofalotbetter than anyone else, haha!
3.) Patty did AMAZING, even when his captain went all heave ho on him. 
2.) On top of doing amazing, this is a major confidence boost for Mr. Patty. It reminds me of my DARE class in 5th grade in which self confidence was measured with a balloon. 
1.) SIDNEY CROSBY DID NOT SCORE ON THE SHOOTOUT! Huzzzzah!


Also, I've been noticing that a lot of people have been saying Patty plays like Ryan. No no, my friends. Many people like to pick on his age, which means he's been in the league longer, which means IF ANYTHING (not saying it happened, just saying if it had to work one way....read that a few times over before you comment on it) it's the other way around. 

And another thing, Mr. Miller. Patty brings his A-Game when he wears the beanie and sits on his little chair. He bounces around, he leans over the wall to watch, he OPENS THE DOOR FOR PLAYERS TO GET OFF! What do you do? You leave the bench early, and hug Patty the same way my brother hugs me. Shame on you! Brush up on your social skills, you're gonna be doing this a lot more now. 

On an endnote, a guy in a Pens Hossa jersey made a comment about my Patty jersey. My first response was ' ohh, a Crosby jersey, how original.' Only to see what it really was.

And that, my friends, is worse.