Thursday, December 31, 2009

We interrupt this programming for an important announcement.

Dear citizens of Buffalo, New York!,

Contrary to popular belief, Austria's National Men's Ice Hockey Team is not, I repeat, is NOT in the Olympics this year! I've gotten many 'wait, Austria doesn't HAVE a national team?' They do indeed, they just didn't qualify. 'Wait, Thomas is also part Czech, part German, and you can throw in the USA too, right?' WRONG. Since Thomas is practically perfect in every single way he is very loyal to his country and would not play for any other team during the Olympics. Good for him I say!

Okay, you can all get back to your daily lives now. Happy New Year's Eve!

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